hil-arrr-y: Thanks! I figure I’ll be fine but if I miss out on this jerb because of my SUPER CASUAL AND HARMLESS occasional use I will literally die.
Teen: I got kicked out of school. Again.
Jerry: Why do you think you keep getting kicked out?
Teen: Dunno. Everything mostly sucks. People suck. Life kind of sucks.
Jerry: Why did you get kicked out this time?
Teen: (shrugs) Grades, or something, I don’t know.
Jerry: Is it true that after you got kicked out, you were drinking, cavorting with older women, and you tried to hire a prostitute?
Teen: Yeah. They serve me at bars. I think it’s on account of my gray hair.
What if literary classics were reimagined as episodes of Jerry Springer? Could you guess these books from what they’d look like on Jerry? Give it a shot.
But seriously. I got it. Executive Admin, more money, a regular admin to manage eventually. It’s huge. One big reason that they hired me is because of my degree in English and they need someone that can write. So not only is it an awesome career move it is actually kind of using my degree? Which I have given up thinking about because haha BA liberal arts, etc.
The president who I will be assisting actually called me to offer me the job (instead of the HR lady) and told me that they hired me because I seem very honest, hard working, genuine, and humble which is important to their team. I teared up. None of those traits matter where I am now. If anything the exact opposite is what matters and those that succeed are usually the fastest talkers that drink the most company kool-aid. I’m so excited.
Guess who got a new job?